JOKES

Akpos: I'm Hungary,
Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge?
Akpos: Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen!
Mum: Hmmm...Maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Akpos: Yea,but its all covered in Greece...Yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that!
Akpors: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Akpos: Kenya do it for me?
Mum: Ok, I'm Ghana do it!
Akpos: Thanks, I'm so tired! Iran for an hour today!
Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
Akpos: Yeah,Israelly hard sometimes!
Teacher asked the class a question: Let's assume that Emeka has 35 chocolate bisquites.During the day he ate 28 biscuites.What Emeka is going to have tomorrow?
Akpors raised his hand: He's going to have Diabetes!
Even if you misfire never retire rather refire because you have a Messiah who lifts you higher.
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house...
Just so I could say, "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?" :)
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you".
Girl asks, "Is it you or the beer talking?".
Boy replies, "It's me! Talking to my beer!"
Happy Holidays! :)
Born to crawl can not fly! :)
Police officer pulls the man over for suspicion of drunk driving...
Cop: Sir,have you been drinking?
Man: No!Of course no!
Cop: Papers.
Man: Scissors! I win!
The teacher asks little Akpors, "Why is your cat at school today?"
Akpors says, crying, "Because I heard that my daddy said to my mommy this morning, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' So I'm took him with me!"
The son came running from his room yelling all excited,"Mommy,mommy! The Christmas tree is burning!"
Mother:"Not burning but shining!"
2 mins later the kid comes again...
"Mommy,mommy!Сurtains are shining!"
Cerebration's in progress! 
 
Akpos: I'm Hungary,
Mum: Why don't you Czech the fridge?
Akpos: Ok, I'm Russian to the kitchen!
Mum: Hmmm...Maybe you'll find some Turkey.
Akpos: Yea,but its all covered in Greece...Yuck!
Mum: There is Norway you can eat that!
Akpors: I know, I guess I'll just have a can of Chile
Mum: Denmark your name on the can.
Akpos: Kenya do it for me?
Mum: Ok, I'm Ghana do it!
Akpos: Thanks, I'm so tired! Iran for an hour today!
Mum: It Tokyo long enough.
Akpos: Yeah,Israelly hard sometimes!
Teacher asked the class a question: Let's assume that Emeka has 35 chocolate bisquites.During the day he ate 28 biscuites.What Emeka is going to have tomorrow?
Akpors raised his hand: He's going to have Diabetes!
Aspire to acquire the desires you admire.
Even if you misfire never retire rather refire because you have a Messiah who lifts you higher.
When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house...
Just so I could say, "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?" :)
A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you".
Girl asks, "Is it you or the beer talking?".
Boy replies, "It's me! Talking to my beer!"
Happy Holidays! :)
Born to crawl can not fly! :)
Police officer pulls the man over for suspicion of drunk driving...
Cop: Sir,have you been drinking?
Man: No!Of course no!
Cop: Papers.
Man: Scissors! I win!
The teacher asks little Akpors, "Why is your cat at school today?"
Akpors says, crying, "Because I heard that my daddy said to my mommy this morning, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' So I'm took him with me!"
The son came running from his room yelling all excited,"Mommy,mommy! The Christmas tree is burning!"
Mother:"Not burning but shining!"
2 mins later the kid comes again...
"Mommy,mommy!Сurtains are shining!"
Cerebration's in progress!
It's okey to lookбиге dangerous to stare!
But that's what sun glasses are for actually! :)

1.He has no dress sense
2.He never replies your letters
3.The chances of getting what you ask him for are nil
4.He has a beer belly
5.He will only commit to one day a year
6.He's obsessed with stockings
7.He never stops to ask for directions
8.He's too lazy to shave
9.He always wears the same clothes
10.Only willing to do a job where people leave food and booze out for him...
And he doesn't wash the plate up afterwards

2 comments:

  1. Mr. Godwin you won't kill me with laughter. Thanks dear.

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