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Saturday, 12 January 2013
ANNOYING THINGS MEN DO IN BED
ANNOYING THINGS MEN DO IN BED
Blowing
I don’t know who taught men that blowing into a woman’s vagina is
stimulating because frankly it isn’t! Having a man blow up our golden
gates is more infuriating than pleasurable. Imagine if I lick your ear
and get it all wet and icky and then I start blowing in it,
continuously? Most men do it because they think it tickles us and some
because they want to dry us out. All I can say is stop.
Asking the wrong question
Another annoying tendency men have is to keep asking “did you come yet?”
we can easily tell when you climax, why can’t you do the same? A woman
must surrender and relax completely to attain orgasm and being
continually asked are you done yet is like telling me “come already am
tired “don’t do it. It will make her anxious and further prevent her
from climaxing.
Pushing our head down
Men love oral sex duh! We know it, everyone knows it and most women
enjoy giving men oral sex but never and I mean never ever push her head
down towards your genital area, it is the most degrading thing you can
ever do, she’s not a dog and pushing a woman’s head down is a sure way
to get neutered.
Rushing
Men tend to always want to cut to the chase, they dive in like its their
last time and that is okay, if were having a quickie but if we are not ,
why do you expect me to spend a good 15 minutes giving you head , when
you avoid my v-zone like it’s the plague ? Fact: women love oral sex
just as much as men do, and foreplay is not a waste of time, women
should also make sure they keep it clean down there.
Biting
Yes we love to have our nipples bitten, and yes we love it when you
spend a lot of time eating us out, but when we say eat we definitely
don’t mean it literarily . Please do not on any occasion bite her
clitoris, it isn’t sexy, or pleasurable, it hurts! Just like it would
hurt if she bit the tip of your penis . and also she expressly tells you
to, spanking, hitting or violence of any kind on the clitoris should be
a no-no. the nerves down there are really sensitive and they don’t need
to be bitch-slapped to get a response, not everything you see in porn
flicks should be acted out at home.
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