Saturday, 12 January 2013

ANNOYING THINGS MEN DO IN BED

ANNOYING THINGS MEN DO IN BED Blowing I don’t know who taught men that blowing into a woman’s vagina is stimulating because frankly it isn’t! Having a man blow up our golden gates is more infuriating than pleasurable. Imagine if I lick your ear and get it all wet and icky and then I start blowing in it, continuously? Most men do it because they think it tickles us and some because they want to dry us out. All I can say is stop. Asking the wrong question Another annoying tendency men have is to keep asking “did you come yet?” we can easily tell when you climax, why can’t you do the same? A woman must surrender and relax completely to attain orgasm and being continually asked are you done yet is like telling me “come already am tired “don’t do it. It will make her anxious and further prevent her from climaxing. Pushing our head down Men love oral sex duh! We know it, everyone knows it and most women enjoy giving men oral sex but never and I mean never ever push her head down towards your genital area, it is the most degrading thing you can ever do, she’s not a dog and pushing a woman’s head down is a sure way to get neutered. Rushing Men tend to always want to cut to the chase, they dive in like its their last time and that is okay, if were having a quickie but if we are not , why do you expect me to spend a good 15 minutes giving you head , when you avoid my v-zone like it’s the plague ? Fact: women love oral sex just as much as men do, and foreplay is not a waste of time, women should also make sure they keep it clean down there. Biting Yes we love to have our nipples bitten, and yes we love it when you spend a lot of time eating us out, but when we say eat we definitely don’t mean it literarily . Please do not on any occasion bite her clitoris, it isn’t sexy, or pleasurable, it hurts! Just like it would hurt if she bit the tip of your penis . and also she expressly tells you to, spanking, hitting or violence of any kind on the clitoris should be a no-no. the nerves down there are really sensitive and they don’t need to be bitch-slapped to get a response, not everything you see in porn flicks should be acted out at home.

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